/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I had to visit the inner city once and they made something they called "food" which I was looking forward to because normal food is almost unheard of (it's for 'wypipo and capitalists' and both of those things are criminal offenses which aren't crimes because the police were defunded because laws is wayciss n sheeit)

Anyway I shouldn't have been surprised to find out it was literally (I am not making this up) fish heads, bugs, seed oils, virgin boy eggs, and jenkem. It wasn't as terrible as it sounded because there were exposed brick walls and it cost 50- (dollar signs are racist) plus 50% tip and we had a brave african american man in a dress as our waiter

I feel sorry for people who live in the inner city but the only reasonable solution is to stop sending them welfare and that would be wayciss