/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>midnight
>drunk
>havent had dinner yet
>go to local mcdonalds
>order two mcchickens and two double cheeseburgers with extra pickles
>get home
>mcchicken has no mayo or lettuce, just two pickles instead
>mcdoubles have no ketchup, mustard or pickles at all, just minced onions
>pissed
>call mcdonalds to complain
>pedro picks up
>ask him to speak to manager
>hangs up on me
>call back
>busy signal
>wait one minute and call back
>phone just rings and rings
>rage building
>keep calling for literally one hour
>effeminate sounding male finally answers the phone
>ask him to speak with manager
>he says he is the manager
>i tell him about the 1 hour wait for the call and he just replies that the phone must have been off the hook
>ask him how that is possible with cordless phone but he gives no answer
>complain to him about the food i got
>he apologies and offers me a refund
>i tell him that is not acceptable and i am beyond upset
>nuclear upset
>guy apologies
>i tell him that maybe if his staff wasnt comprised entirely of mexicans then there wouldnt be any problems
>he calls me a racist
>i ask him how that is racist
>hangs up on me
>i call him back
>no answer
>fuck this
>so drunk and beyond furious come up with plan
>look up local tax lots
>find lot with said mcdonalds
>find who paid taxes on the lot
>find the company that owns the lot and also paid those taxes
>find the CEO of the company
>skip-trace the CEO and get his personal cell phone
>call him about 3am and leave him a well-spoken message regarding my experience
>request a call back
>never calls me
>2 weeks later
>2 am
>thinking about those mcdoubles with the extra pickles i missed out on
>decide to go back
>white guy takes my order and money
>white girl gives me my food
>see new manager
>also white
>get home with my food
>best and freshest mcdoubles ive had in a long time
>pickles evenly distributed
>exactly one squirt of mustard and ketchup
>just enough minced onions
>cheese is centered on the meat
>mfw