/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14745096
9 mm

>>11675705
>Smell strongly of eggwhite

>>10021103
>he hasn't been on the iron pill diet since 2015

>>9979391
This image makes me feel uneasy

>>9944959
Stop replying to non-whites

I hate food network/foodie memes. I hate yelpspeak like "hubby" and "s/o". I also hate you anti-intellectual faggots who think actual terms used by chefs and food scientists are le cringe.

Whole Foods is good for the rich and lazy.

The thing about Whole Foods is that the produce and meat quality is good not great. Yes, you will find organic produce, but it will likely be from some gigantic farm and it will not necessarily be ultra-fresh. Yes, you will find free-range organic chickens, but they'll be from Mary's farm which is good not great. Yes, you will find dry-aged beef that they age in house, but it will be USDA choice not prime.

The specialty items are hit and miss. For example, wow, some black truffles or some more exotic mushrooms appear at your Whole Foods. But they aren't actually wild mushrooms, and the truffles are pseudo-truffles, and you would be better off actually ordering the stuff online because you ought to at least be getting the genuine article if you're going to punish your wallet. And then one day you go to Whole Foods because you need an actual specialty item, such as prague powder or valhrona chocolate or veal bones or agar agar, or even something more basic like oxtails, but then your Whole Foods doesn't have it because fuck you, they aren't really that serious about the whole specialty grocer thing.

The rich and resourceful person would buy their meats from a great local butcher or from a world-class purveyor online, attend the local farmer's market for produce/dairy/eggs (possibly negotiating something with the farmer to deliver stuff to the house on a regular basis), and hunt down dry goods on various websites.

Main sin is the egg, everything else looks good. Plus it's cooked medium-well, which is what fucking faggot retards on the internet need to see or else they'll dislike the video into oblivion.

>cook ramen noodles (not the cheapest kind, the slightly more expensive dry kind)
>toss hot noodles in bowl with butter, freshly grated parmesan cheese, black pepper, chili flake, dried oregano

Sounds dumb but it's really delicious and takes like 3 minutes to make