/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Peurto Rican coworker
>"Aww man you americans don't know hot ehehehehe, man back in my home we have the hottest stuff ever man! Maybe one day I get my wife to make you some food"
>It's just fucking Valentine hot sauce 99c at the store and it is EVERYWHERE
>"Eh man what do you think spicy enough for you ehhehehe"
>Say it's okay but not really hot
>"Oh mister bigshot over here eh? lemme try some of your hot sauce I'll show you how we puerto ricans use hot sauce!"
>Well this isn't my hottest one I have but I like it since it doesn't kill the flavor and has tastes instead of just being hot (pic related)
>Roughly 700,000 scovilles IIRC
>loads up his meal with it
>chomps down (this hotsauce takes about 15-20 seconds for the flavor to actually kick in)
>"oh man this isn't hot at all man hehehe"
>it kicks in
>basically cries like a baby about the heat and doesn't come into work the next day due to "digestive issues"
>Get told I can't leave my hotsauce out on my desk anymore because it could be harmful to people
>The bottle literally states one of the things in it is the worlds hottest pepper
>mfw I have no face