/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5274769
A fatty sirloin with montreal seasoning is the best post-fap meal for me, although I can't have it every day or twice a day.

A cold glass of Moxie also hits the spot.

>>5274807
Ever class it up?


This reminded me of something that happened when I was about 13. My mom had been out to dinner with her scumbag BF, and brought home a big thing of leftover linguini with spicy clam sauce -- one of my favorite meals. She very, very rarely took us out to eat, and when she did it was usually Ponderosa which I have always hated. But her and her boyfriend would go to good restaurants by themselves. We often didn't have enough to eat in the cupboards at home, because my family is shit.

So it's very late one night, my mom comes home really late with her BF and I know they must have gone to a restaurant. I am lying in bed, woken up by the car coming up the drive. I decide I will wait until they are asleep and then I'll go to the kitchen and sneak their leftovers out of the fridge. I wait and wait, and I have to wait through the sound of them fucking in the room above mine.

I don't know if you've ever heard your own mother have loud sex, let me tell you it is an unpleasant experience.

So the noise stops, I listen close for what feels like a half hour. I am sure they are alseep, and I slowly walk out to the kitchen to steal those filling leftovers I know they must have put there.

As soon as I reach the kitchen, I see light coming from the fridge. I flick the switch, and I see that her boyfriend is there.

He is shirtless, and has come to finish off his restaurant meal after fucking my mother.

I am still angry when I remember this moment.

>>5217037
I'd sooner drink pic related.

>Make regular pasta with tomato sauce
>invite friends
>place natural harvest open on page with "pasta with tomato and cum sauce"
>lulz will happen