/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"Everybody’s been asking me, 'What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.' And I’ve been saying, 'Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.' Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger ... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road.

>Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter." — Guy Fieri

>>14804032
Looks good.

>>14399596
>using a charcoal grill is toxic masculinity
you're softer than twinkie filling boy

>>11386862
A challenger appears!!!

>>10847210
winner winner chicken dinner!

Let's talk about celebrity chefs /ck/. Why are most of them such immoral people? Everyone from Gordon Ramsay (a notorious cokehead) to Guy Fieri (flaming homosexual, as indicated by the flaming shirts he wears) is a bad role model for children. What kind of person do you think should be the face of the culinary world? IMO they should have the following personality traits:

>honesty
>loyalty
>generosity
>kindness
>laughter (a good sense of humor)
>magic (the ability to captivate people through the art of cooking)

>>9313494
LMAO, I grew up in foster homes and state shelters and I still taught myself how to cook halfway decent meals by looking it up on the internet - and I'm not talking about box dinners with canned vegetables. My strengths are southern comforts (fried or baked chicken, mashed potatoes, fresh cooked vegetables, fried okra, etc.) and tex-mex (burritos, enchiladas, tacos, nachos) but my weaknesses are beef in any form but ground (never really shell out for steaks) and fancy shit I don't bother with. If I can't make dinner in an hour (barring cooking time for the meat) then it's not worth making myself for a half-ass thing a chef can do much better when I eat out.
Potatoes aren't a mystery and neither are proper internal temperatures, people just get pampered by being lazy and spoiled on frozen sodium saturated garbage.

Post the best Guy Fieri quotes

>Dude, that's slammin' salmon

what is your favorite board collaboration on 4chan?

i like /ck/ and /mu/ with 'hurt'

https://vimeo.com/179456952

IT'S A HOTDOG
WRAPPED IN BACON

AND DIPPED IN KETCHUP

[spoiler]SO LONG AS I LIVE AND WHEEZE NO ONE WILL LIKE AMERICAN FOOD

"Guy Fieri Kicks Johnny Garlic's, Tex Wasabi's Out of Flavortown"

Hey Guys and coo/ch/s, just popping in with some fresh new Fieri news. Johnny Garlic and Tex Wasabi are no longer owned by Mr. Fieri.

http://sf.eater.com/2016/4/6/11379634/guy-fieri-johnny-garlic-tex-wasabi-out

Hey /ck/ I have a friend who recently stopped eating meat due to often getting sick from eating any, on top of that, also being lactose intolerant. Could anyone lend me any dishes that are friendly for this?

fact: one of guys favorite ways to top a hotdog is sriracha and peanut butter

How has this not been posted yet?

>>6919966
If you have diabetes and use insulin, you cannot be vegan, insulin used lab animals for testing.
Most medications were tested on animals, meaning if you're vegan, you need to go unmedicated.

This is the best food personality in the world.

Prove me wrong, co/ck/ suckers.

Hey cu/ck/s, let's talk about our favorite chef, Guy Fieri and why he's better than any posers like Colonel Sanders or Gorden Ramsey

This is now a Guy Fieri thread

So this Guy comes to your home and threatens to send your girlfriend to flavortown unless you cook him up some good grub. What do you make for him?

Guy Fieri is now describing the last thing you ate.

Tell me about Flavortown.

Has anyone like actually been there?

YO THIS IS GUY FIERI AND YOURE ON /CK/ THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN