/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Work at shitty coffee shop chain
>My face when people order coffee with entirely too much cream for their own good

Dude, just fucking order an iced cappuccino. You don't want coffee, you want a sweet drink. There's no shame in that.

I've had people order as many as twelve goddamn creams and sugars in their coffee. It's so disgusting, looking down into the cup and seeing it more than halfway full of 17% fat lactose.

These people don't like coffee, they like the IDEA of coffee, the IMAGE of coffee. They like to be seen drinking coffee, they want people to know they drink coffee, but they don't actually want to taste their coffee.

Timmysfag here. Been working at that shithole for nine goddamn years. Ask me questions about it (or don't, I don't care), because I'm a shameless attention whore.