/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>200,000 fast food threads
>5,000,000 off topic threads
<Kill me now

>meet girl at bonfire
>get girls number
>we text and flirt every now and then
>free time this week (i work overtime fuck you) so ask to eat somewhere
>she agrees
>get there
>sitting, waiting for 20 min
>she comes in holding some scrawny asian guy's hand
>panic
>rush into bathroom and don't come out for another 20 min
>peak out
>don't see them
>walk out and drive off
>can see fat waitress trying to chase me as i drive off
>later that night text her saying my mom had a heart attack

h-haha i'm such a stud

How can I better what I eat? I'm by no means fat, but I'm starting to fill out and have a noticeable gut, making me suck in all day to hide it. However it's getting to the point where I can't hide it. I eat poorly when I get sad or stressed and end up binge eating bad foods till I get heartburn and then some. I am currently recovering from a relatively major surgery and won't be able to work out like I use to or run for quite some time. I was considering eating nothing but celery and carrots in small amounts every 2 hours and drinking more water, but I'm not sure how much progress I can make on those. I need ideas.