/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12451936
>be 4 years old
>visit my prototypical German immigrant of a grandaunt for the day with Mom
>lunch time!
>grandaunt has chickens in the backyard
>there's a tree stump in the middle of the fenced area
>grandaunt grabs one nonchalantly and tells my mom "here, hold this against the stump"
>4 year old me has no clue what's going on
>grandaunt goes and gets a fucking machete from the shed
>mom starts freaking out, not because she's squeamish about killing a chicken, but because she's scared the old woman will miss and lop her hands off
>grandaunt basically tells mom to stop being a bitch
>does a few slow practice chops
>next one comes down hard and precisely where she intended
>three things I'll never forget from that day

>first, the head flying off and all the other chickens immediately crowding around it and picking the skull clean of meat
>second, the headless chicken running around squirting blood everywhere and grandaunt chuckling and trying to get me to laugh at it, which worked
>lastly, the alien abomination that was a chicken's ovaries, which is basically a huge sack of yolks, and how delicious it tasted

Chickens are pretty fucked, they'll eat their frens heads.