/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just swallowed wrong and coughed an entire mouthful of Monster Zero Ultra all over my triple monitor setup

>>19907206
>FTC wastes time and money trying to fight xbox cause CALL OF DUTY CANT BE EXCLUSIVE
>just lets more of the food supply be monopolized, no biggie
i guess i shouldnt be surprised, BUT FUCK

>>19676361
why do people eat in mcdonalds? everything has the same shitty taste, you can get a better burger in any other chain or local burgeria

>>19621834
>pasta was not eaten
the fuck did they mean by this? pasta was around but forbidden to eat? it was used for other purposes?

>sit down at restaurant
>you’re the only customer
It was over before it even began

>no ripe bananas at store
>have to wait a week just to enjoy one now
What’s the point?

>>19274218
im 30 and at this point im coming to the slow realization that if i get drunk multiple days in a row its pretty much gonna be hell for 2 days afterwards

>>19180917
>Roast beast

>takeout order
>tip line
Literally for what, I just walked in and you handed me a bag of food shut the fuck up

I unironically shat my pants after eating Indian food on my date tonight and basically blew it. I’m not sure if she will ever text me again. What’s the deal with ethnic food and sudden diarrhea?

>>18965783
You need to add dough improver and enzyme softener to get the light fluffy bread with soft crusts. Just basic ingredients of things like flour water and yeast are going to give a rustic loaf and an inferior product that will leave you wondering why you cant bake. A rustic loaf works for a dense old fashion sandwich bread or a old world czech bread. But it wont have the same soft or fluffiness youre accustomed to. The renaissance era rustic loaf is a good loaf for a soup or stew or a roast where the more dense bread can soak up the sauces or even a bread pudding.

The fact is modern bread isnt the same product as older bread that predates the additives.

I got a permanent ban from all boards for making a thread about donuts with an appeal after 30 days, what’s your fucking problem dude? Let me talk to your manager

>>18896894
>>18896899
Another one on the schizo bingo
Take your meds

I crushed a whole bag of this stuff last night. I have had the worst gas I've ever had. I have never farted so much. I've been farting the worst, most dreadful farts I've ever had in my life. It's hell

I ate a ton of BBQ and now I am having heat flashes and extreme fatigue
I am visiting from Nova Scotia to Tennessee for work is this normal after American food

>>18596967
You mean like diazepam

Eating at restaurants is too expensive. It shouldn’t cost $50 for a meal for two people. Most of the time it’s premade shit anyway such as chain restaurants. There are millions of people who never eat in, how is the market not fixed itself yet with reasonably priced, non-fast food. If I want lunch it should $10 tops for a quick bite.

Fast food itself has gotten ridiculous as well. I went to this place called Canes fried chicken, and the meal is $15 now. Who pays $15 for some chicken and fries for lunch? What the hell is going on

Mods are out of control here
Food and cooking ain’t that serious

>that little tendon strip on the end of every chicken tender on earth

>mom caught me pulling the pork

I’m really really hungry

>>18281606
>be british soldier fighting putin's new army
>see 4 of my brothers die today
>kill 7 men today
>walk 3 kilometers back to base today
>sit down to eat
>open MRE
>only thing in there is a toast sandwich

i just ate food and im still hungry

>>18194433
>we cook our dogs chicken