/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I once saw Steve1989MREInfo at a VFW gun show in Sanginaw, Michigan. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Nice." but he kept cutting me off and going "Nice? nice? nice?" and flexing his 'cep in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out of the VFW with like fifteen P-51 can openers in his hands without paying.

The fudd at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Boy, you need to pay for those first." At first Steve kept pretending to have PTSD and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the fudd took one of the can openers and started scanning it multiple times, Steve stopped him and told him to scan them each individually "to prevent any 5G infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After he scanned each P-51 and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Steve kept interrupting him by groaning really loudly as if he had food poisoning.