/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16852397
>the time some bitch smashed her dirty pad against the stalls wall
i will never forget the image or smell, peeling that thing off like a sticker was horrible.

>morning
>eat but don't want to
>daytime
>have lunch, barely any appetite
>evening past 6pm
>really fucking hungry
fuck

>A pinch

>>10690207
shut the fuck up cunt deenz are life

>look up "EASY" or "SIMPLE" recipes
>click literally any relevant-looking link
>"MAKE SIMPLE [whatever dish] WITH SHIT YOU HAVE AT HOME!"
>"grab your sprouted millet, activated almonds and sorghum..."

every
FUCKING
TIME

>lands in dads food
>bah its just extra protein
>eats it

>>8533971
>mfw the only time I don't say corner, I run over a 90 lb waitress with my fat ass
Kitchen safety is important, fuck you.
>that guy who says "HEARD" to every thing

>>8106971
>be dish bitch
>new hire comes in tonight
>walks out as soon as rush starts
>have to close alone because he was the only other bitch scheduled and no one answers their phones but me
>mfw this is the 3rd time this happened this week alone
>mfw i started 7 months ago and consistently work 70-80 hours since
>mfw i open and close six days a week
Love the ot checks and tips but I blow it all on cocaine and red bull
why is everyone a pussy? it's just dishes jesus