/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10340578
>be turbomanlet
>the hostess asks me if I need a kids menu
>brings over a high chair to my table

>nobody to cook for

>soy sauce has soy
Why is this allowed? Are there any soy free alternatives?

>>10106829
it smells different too, like no matter how much deodarant and cologne i can always smell my fucking balls sweating.

Maybe it's in my head, Idk, but i swear i can smell it even if i shower.

>Coworker looks at me rocking foot back and forth, continually running hands through hair with sweat stains under my arms despite it being 30 degrees out
>"You okay?"
>"haha yea i, i think i'm coming down with something"

>>10095567
Fuck. What a damn day.

Woke up with my gf and dog and was hungover/minor WD but overall okay. Went and got a few drinks at lunch and then hopped a flight up to pittsburgh. Had one beer on the flight and then picked up my car.

Roads were totally shit and I don't have snow tires. Hour and a half drive with mod WD in a fucking snow storm.

I know many of y'all aren't religous or have some disdain for the institution, but i was fucking praying the entire time. It was so scary guys. Was afraid I was gonna spin out and crash off the road. Got home safe though and immediately bought a sixer of tallboys to kill the fear.

This life is so rough guys. I gotta sober up. My upper left abdomen hurts when I take a deep breath. I was in Miami last week for work and just got smashed every night. Fuck.

>>10014407
I fucked it up.

I'm fucking wasted.

Just throwing it out there, obviously no judging cause i'm an alc but i wish there was a 4chan alternative to staying sober. these threads have been my home for years now, but i'm so sick of this life. I wish we had a non cultish reason to stay sober just because of our common affliction. I never met smirnoffbro or simpsonbro but i deeply hope they are living and okay. I don't care about religion at this point because if there is a hell we are probably all going there. I just don't want us to suffer anymore in this life and we can make our peace from there. This life is pain for us.

I just want everyone of us to find what we are looking for.

>>9980118
>tfw usually wasted for sex so I can last all night, but now sober I will probably bust in like 15 seconds

>https://youtu.be/jMawclm4-TI

this was 18 years ago

>started to drink 6-10 beers a day again
it happens out of nowhere

>supposed to stick to a 6000 calorie limit each day so I can lose weight
>always end up eating 12000
The struggle is too hard bros...

>>9335095
>two men sit on a stage speechless
>One has a model sat on his arm rest
>Both watch Augustus Gloop eating a bowl of fucking spaghetti
>two people sit in tubes silently in the background
I don't understand

>>9152006
I'm allergic to shellfish

>A large pepperoni pizza form Dominos in the UK is £18.99 ($23.35 USD)

>>8098820

pls tell me they're not a couple

>>7910040
Why do girls pretend to like Chad?