/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>In school
>Ghetto inner city school because I was a poorfag
>Used to get a bag of hot cheetos every day as a treat from my mom
>Every day was the same
>Big group of black guys would come to me at lunch and chase me and steal my Cheetos
>Whenever they caught me they would punch me a few times and say 'you ain't got that cheetah speed nigga'
>One day decides to strike pre-emptively
>Licked all the flavorful dust from the cheetos in the toilet cubicle before going outside
>black guys see me as usual, start chasing me
>they catch me
>get the cheetos
>notice the powder isn't there
>get mad
>beat me up even harder
>make me eat their dandruff because 'you like dust so much nigga you can have some dandust'
>literally went to the toilet and vomited for 20 minutes

Urban food is for pieces of shit