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I didn't see one in the catalog.
What's going on?

Most recent review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbYTciM8x8

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I give it 5 stars!!

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[Heavy bass auto-tuned "TEAM DAYM!" opening clip]

Hey this is Joe from Joey's Super Kool Food Reviews!

I'am byaaack!

Hah ha! What's up everybody? I hope you are all doing well!

Today, I'm reviewing 4chan. Haha, 4channnn? Fortune?

[Mocking Poor Asian Voice] Yesuh, you fortunah so goodah! Maybe I love you long time!

Huhuhaha! So anyway, yeah, this is the new website where all the trolls are going. [Looks down at notepad] It was started in 2003 by Moot. There's now a huge following behind it on the Internet. It has haters, shitty cooks, college students who love Ramen, and a sauce that tastes like Thousand Islands! So let's go ahead and give this site a try! Here we go, gang! Joey's gonna review 4chan!

[Joey licks and slobbers on his computer]

Mhmm, mhmm. Okay.

[With a mouth full of keyboard keys] WOOWOOWOO!

Wow! This swings, gang! Right off the bat, you taste the plastic and thick silicon. Wow. Oh wow. This is so GOOD. It uh.. you know, [poor asian voice again] it's uh so 4chaneetly goohd, haha!

This just works together. It's a beautiful harmony! Woooo! Oh my god, the plastic, residual dust.. this SWINGS!

[Computer parts start falling out of the laptop] Oops! I'm spilling firmware chips everywhere! Hehe!

Okay gang. [in a squealing voice] Joey's gonna rate this!

Hmm. Well.. what's it gonna be? It's.. A FIVE! A TWENTY-TWO ON THE RICHTER SCALE, WOOOO!

[Nagging African-American witch on a gluten-free diet voice] Why does Joey keep giving fives? Joey gives fives for everything! Joey likes everything!

Well guys, I can't help it. I like good food!

[Joey finishes the computer with copper wires running down his chin]

Thank you guys so much for tuning in. [Heavy breathing] Please tell a friend. Please like and subscribe. I wouldn't be here without you guys. I hope you guys are going to have a great day. You guys are the best!

This is Joe from Joey's Super Kool Food Reviews, saying....

PEEEACE!

[Raccoon noises]

[Heavy bass auto-tuned "TEAM DAYM!" exit clip]

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