/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11062391
Mmm... pizza de macaco, uma delicia!

>>9719523
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>>9357252
UMA DELICIA
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>>9207439

>>9145189
ayy

>>9132572
1. Go to Brazil, preferably Rio de Janegro
2. Get deep inside the favela.
3. If you are not mugged and raped during the first 5 minutes rest easy, it means you have been accepted.
4. Go to the niggerest negro, grab him by the shoulders. As you look straight into his eyes, black as the rainforest canopy on a moonless night, shout "UMA DELICIA".
5. His eyes will roll back and he will enter into a trance. This is normal, it means you've made contact with the favela elder.
6. He will begin to mumble "sopa de macaco, sopa de macaco, sopa de macaco." Whatever you do, do NOT interrupt this process.
7. Finally, after 10 minutes of trance, he will point towards a nearby shack.
8. Inside, you will find Bettynho Zirigdum, your spirit guide to the favela. He will lead you across many broken streetlamps, muddy side streets and stray dogs to the heart of the favela itself. Here a plate of sopa de macaco will be waiting for you. It will be the most delicious thing you will ever taste.
9. Once you are finished eating, you will collapse right then and there. You will wake up 7 days later on your hotel room with no money, a burning sensation on your rectum, and no recollection of what happened. Embrace it. It means you have been accepted into the ancient culture of the favela dwellers.

>>9128629
>>9128630
This

>1 part Macaco
> 2 parts Sopa
>100% Delicia