/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The only reason I go

>>18280274
This. OP's thread only goes to show that the rich/poor divide is not only well deserved, but needs to be kicked into overdrive.
>I will NOT tip
>I will send food BACK
>I will COMPLAIN loudly the whole time
and you
>WILL SMILE and respond with RESPECT, WAGIE

>>15862051
yep :)

>oh my wagie, it seems ive dropped some more of my french fries on the floor. you wouldn't mind cleaning that up, would you?
>i the we both would prefer not to summon the manager, yes?
>oh and by the way - it's my birthday, do that little song of yours, won't you?

Shut up and make my burger, wagie.

Waiter, won't you sing Happy Birthday for my birthday? Oh, and don't forget to bring me your finest complimentary dessert.

>Excuse me sir, it's my birthday so will you please sing for us! And also bring us your finest complementary dessert!

>>14095939
>me and my friend, high as fuck
>enter restaurant
>sit at a table
>previous customers have laid the money of their dinner on the table (50$)
>discretely take the money
>waitress comes
>uh... did the previous customers left without paying???
>uuuh I guess so we just arrived.. anyway we would like to order this this and that
free dinner and beers that night.
fuck wagies
fuck jannies

>>12570765
dance for me wagie