/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ah White Castle. Last time I had that, besides the frozen shit at the grocery store (which holds up quite well btw) I was visiting my buddy in Long Branch NJ. Right on the shore, had a great time, we got drunk as fuck and grew hungry. Roll up to WC and he gets a 'suitcase' of the things... Fuck it right? Guy has a union gig. He can afford it. We house that shit, between puking in his yard and chugging yuengling and whiskey. His little step-bro kept bothering us, confused at the animalistic carnage going on, his mother being hyper-religious. Got that little kid to chug a beer and eat three sliders before his stomach started to hurt and he went to bed. Cute kid, anyways, we're throwing shit in the street and daring each other to do dumber and dumber shit with the reward being a white castle slider. Our token black friend was calling the neighbor dude a cracker ass cracker for telling us to shut up, which we backed up by calling him a racist motherfucker even if he was some spic that barely spoke english. We ended up in the ocean screaming and naked, bleeding all over. It was a good day.

God bless White Castle and God bless New Jersey.