/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm a restaurant worker, so meth, natch.

Guess who's at my door again? Yeah, it's her/them. Damn, I don't even like cookies. I'm a sucker for skirts and berets, though those Thin Mint cookies from the freezer ain't so bad. Okay. I like Tagalongs and Trefoils, too.

>be me
>these brats show up at front door
>invite them in
>let's have a "who has more hair down there" contest
>winner, I buy all her cookies
>panties come down
>about to the knees, modesty you know
>let's have a look
>skirts get lifted
>panties have brown stars
>little yellow piss stains
>aroma is overcoming
>hard as diamonds
>"training bra" contest next
>little pussies are up for it
>get your thing out, Mister
>we want to touch it!
>suddenly
>knock on the door
>fall on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>6410861

if you don't like their cookies trying one of their muffins