/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>call local mcdonalds/wendy’s/etc.
>say that your grandpa was at the restaurant the other day and some employee made fun of his veteran’s hat
>grandpa is furious and wants a free meal
>say that you don’t mind paying for the food, you just want to make your grandpa chill out
>apologize for calling while at the same time make muffled yelling old man noises into a blanket next to the phone, pretending to be a mad grandpa
>say you feel caught in the middle and are very sorry and you’ll just pay for his meal

From my experience, the people at chipotle or burger king or wherever will give you whatever meal you want for free. Just show up and be like “i’m the guy whose grandpa was pissed and wants his meal comped” and even when you’re there, offer to just pay for it. They’ll always not accept your money and you can pick whatever expensive meal you want for free to go to give to “your grandpa”

You’re welcome. Try it out!

>>10925000
I'd go ahead and do it. Best case, it's fine. Worst case, a frog poster gets sick and dies.

>>10279776
It's actually been a weird thing I've noticed lately. For example, I've been to taco bell 2 maybe 3 times this year but they just grab a huge handful and throw it in the bag. They used to actually ask you how many you wanted and I'd always ask for the right amount and have none left over.

>>10261454
Try sucking cocks. You’ll love it!

Taco night would be fun. You could order pizza one night. Get sandwich stuff and cole slaw or potato/pasta salad for lunches with chips