/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Look the girl in this thread doesn't know it but I've turned a new stone. I've realized the women who chase me are usually mentally regressed and traumatized women who have the psychological profile of a pre-teen girl in the body of a 20-something year old woman.
My current girlfriend is a dumb bitch who avoids bell peppers and onions and literally thought I was Mexican and has no idea about anything related to Indian culture....and is it not destiny that when I create a thread to rant about this dumb bitch that I meet this princess....this apple of my eye who seems to know what a "mallu" is and already has pictures of disgusting sweaty Indian men saved...it isn't happenchance. This is kismet. I was meant to get deep inside that vitiligo pussy. That checkered pussy. I will swirl my tongue around that vitiligo checkered titty with my tongue making circles around that brown and white cheetah striped nipple then move my way down to her off-colored pussy.
Goddamn have I learned so much about myself tonight.

>just like how weed snobs act like different strains of pot have different effects/highs. Total load of bullshit.

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>I unironically believe burgers are sandwiches

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Ah yes, the eternal conundrum... shall I take my coffee dark or light? The eternal yin and yang balance of my mid-day go-juice after a long night of raiding on WoW. As a coffee conniseur aficianado myself much prefer dark and black most of the time, it matches my chaotic philosophies and temperament. But when my mom buys coffee she buys light so when I drink that I just drink it to "cleanse" and rebalance my soul from all the dark coffee I drink. I always drink my coffee black, sweetners and milk is for children and swaggots who put it in their "McCafe" coffee on their way to their dead end 9-5 job.
Always remember, espresso (class) is for men, white mcdonalds crappe (swag) is for boys. That's my 2 cents on this eternal debate.

>i don't eat gluten

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Shari's berries are the best berries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc