/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>see a group of waiters congregating around the bar
>they spot a table of customers who are in the middle of eating
>they snicker to each other "hehe... got one"
>they send out their top ranked waiter to them
>he dons the biggest, brightest and the most sincere smile possible
>the customers at the table notices him approaching, they begin to cower in fear
>they start to pretend to hold a conversation in hopes of avoiding the waiter's wrath
>"Hello my dear patrons..." the alpha-male waiter loudly yet gently interjected, still smiling
>the customers at the table jumped up with a start, immediately silenced themselves
>"How'd you..."
>their heads are stiffly affixed downwards, cold sweat starts forming on their foreheads,
>"Find your..."
>the cold sweat starts to drip down onto their plates, one is trembling in pure, undistilled fear
>the entire restaurant has their eyes glued to the whole ordeal, waiting with baited breath
>the smile that the waiter was wearing turned into a monstrous grin as he uttered the finishing blow
>"Food?"
>the entire restaurant gasped in unison; they cannot believe the brutality of what they have just witnessed
>the trembling customer at the table collapses into a coma, but he was so scared stiff that his body is still in the cowering position
>the other one, who barely survived, slowly cranked his head from the plate of sweat towards the waiter
>"I-it was v-very g-good..." he managed to mumble with his food-filled maw
>the waiter's smile turned gentle, and he beamed "I'm glad to hear it sir!"
>as the waiter raised his head from the table, the other customers in the restaurant immediately lower their heads and avoid eye contact
>the waiter strides back triumphantly towards his circle of friends, who are jeering at the customers at the table and looking for their next set of victims