/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I get that this thread is about cats, but time for a real story

>be me 6 years ago, 21 years old
>roommate was a 19 year old half-black kid
>He goes to school, no job, constantly late on rent
>stays up playing CoD all night
>blasts the AC all day
>mfw electric bill is in my name and he's broke
>get him a 30 day pay or quit
>He packs all that month, no incedents
>go to a party the day after he moves out
>come home to my house a disaster
>300+ dollars of groceries flung over the walls
>hear a loud noise come from my bedroom
>grab my Louisville Slugger from my living room closet
>bust in to bedroom and swing
>feel the bat connect and hear a crunch followed by a yell and a thud
>it's my former roommate on the ground
>bleeding all over the carpet with a broken jaw
>nigger used a remade key to come back and swipe my shit
>cops arrest his oreo ass