/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11780967
You people are disgusting. Enjoy your greasy ice cream you sick fucks

The only thing that differentiates >>9688801 from >>9701259 is 300 pounds less and a "digestive disorder."

This board has a horrible case of yellow fever.

>>8931427
>that's not a steak retard
yes it is you fucking retard

This thread reminds me why I'm glad I got my college degrees and fucked off from working at a grocery store when I was 19. I was a clerk and it was the worst. You people are such miserable shits to deal with, I actually wore down one of my molars from how many times I had to clench my teeth from the absolute asshatery I had to deal with on a daily basis while going to school.
>chimp slams unbagged produce onto my belt after I just rang out someone with leaky meat packages
>have to gather the rolling produce
>know exactly what the fuck they are, but there's a unique PLU for each item
>I'm not memorizing over 500 unique codes for uncommon items
>have to look up PLU in book
>"THEY'RE BELL PEPPERS!"
>chimp actually has poblanos
>either trying to get me to ring cheaper or is a dumb bitch
>probably both
>get hollered at two more times as I explain what I'm doing

I hated the self-checkout kiosks even more because my management expected me to stop the shrink there even though it caused conflict.
>smug students think they're ringing up bulks and produce cheaper than they actually are
>see them typing in wrong code
>"One moment please."
>stop scanner and punch in correct code
>"Okay put stuff on scanner now."
>rings up correct
>most students look at me with contempt
>others decide they suddenly don't want item
>some fucking yell at me and try to win
>nope

Stop being thieving niggers. Or at least go during overnight hours when management goes to bed so they can chalk it up to plain old theft, and not the employees.

>bc implant
>didn't have a period for over three years
>implant expired like a week ago
>uterus has been in knots
>spotting
>slight cravings again

I went out and bought a $15 package of smoked salmon plus a container of kalamata olives, and damn near ate all of it.
I don't know what to do with myself, but I don't want these feelings back senpai.
Also does anyone else get ultra horny right before their period? That happened too.