/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Al Fredo

>Anon, I hear (You)'re into coffee. What's a good coffee to buy?
How do you respond?

>>19702126

>>19370873
Take your pansy ass back to olive garden

>>18761287
you dont "cure" hangover, if you wake up with that, you already fucked up. you are supposed to PREVENT it, and that only works by drinking shitloads of water while drinking the night before

t. pro acloholic, ive been drinking a 1L bottle of vodka/whiskey every per night 3-4 times a week for the past few years. also, ALWAYS get a day of rest between drinking

and drink slow, I usually start my 1L bottle around 7-8pm and drink until 4-5am, dont rush it

>>18661495
I'm a career employee for a government land management agency and I get to do whatever I want. My supervisor works in a different office and I produce enough and am friendly enough that everyone just thinks I'm doing what I should be doing and leaves me alone, when in reality half the time I'm at home playing vidya or doing whatever else I want. I probably actually work 1-2 hours a day. Even if I am doing work I make my own hours all year and I can come and go as I please. They even give me a truck to drive so sometimes I just drive around the forest all day or go park somewhere and read/take a nap while using the gov credit card for gas.
During covid when the office was closed I'd go in and steal office supplies, at that time I didn't have a supervisor at all so I just clocked full days and sometimes got overtime without even showing up.
Thanks for the tax money idiots :)

Counterpoint what can I eat to make my cum taste FOUL? I'm talking bad taste, bad *smell* if possible. Don't ask my reasons I am beyond your understanding

>>18580913
Coke,but Dr.Pepper besto

>>18541432
fucking based

>>18538006
Ill do it for you!
OP IS A NIGGER! YEP! A NIGGER! I SAID NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER! FUCK YOU OP AND SUCK MY COCK LIKE USUAL.

Clean this mess up jannies.

>>18294792
>its the government's/private company's responsibility to cut me off, because i (a full grown man) cannot take responsibility for my own actions or have any semblance of self control.
I wish i could live in a society that doesn't demand to be babysat. Unfortunately i don't think that will ever happen because its such a common viewpoint on both sides of the proverbial aisle.

Friendly reminder that it has been scientifically proven that females are significantly more likely to be disgusted by blood in their meat.
That is all.

I have a pizza Omelet recipe. Not really secret though i tell it to anyone who asks.

LARGE heath bar concrete mixer
One double butterburger
order of tendies
large onion rings
large cheese curds
large root beer
one chili supreme

>>17991932
>t.

Just drink sweet wine lol. Its 2 percent less alcoholic but in exchange it tastes like juice. As a certified manchild i love sweet wine.

>BBW Pellets
i prefer bbw logs if you know what i mean hahahhehaeheheah

i like to shake out all the bubbles and drink the pop flat

>faggy time general: the queerening
what an absolute gayfest

Pee Pee Poo Poo!

>>17317198
>name brand Banquet

>>17269036
put me in the screen cap

>beef mince was spoiled
>made chilli with it and ate it anyway
AMA

I ordered some Butter chicken and put a whole chocolate bar in there. The combination is fucking delicious.