/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18095098
Fun fact; that is also bullshit.
Caffeine is indeed a diuretic. It makes you pee.
But there is so much water in a cup of coffee that it completely negates the diuretic property of the caffeine. You can absolutely hydrate with black coffee all damn Summer if you want to.

Might be different if you drink "coffee" that is really just a liquid cake like that shit they serve at the Starbucks, though. I wouldn't know about that.

>>15953416
"burping" the container means opening it up a little to release the built up CO2 from the fermentation.

>>15953413
When "the weak" look like this it's their own fucking fault they can's survive the common cold.

>>15281931
Well, he didn't have it on purpose.

>>14264600
A fine example of how the MSM lie to you all the time.
"Is it safe? The EU banned it!"
They don't actually say that it's unsafe, because that would make them liable (since it's not) but they carefully word their shitty copywriting to make you think they said that.
The EU banned it because they consider it dishonest and because if you glue together filthy cuts of meat it is indeed "unsafe". But those small cuts were unsafe already because of age or poor hygiene. It has nothing to do with the perfectly harmless, albeit dishonest, practice of gluing them together.

>>13814259
Preserves gains.

>>13747390
Yeah, because gay men never parade themselves around like that.

>>13090017
>I'm not in it for the money but look at all this merch.

Also, wasn't 5 dollars a shitload of money 38 years ago?

>>12848115
i'm not sure what you mean

>>12328141
Trash belongs together

>>12132417
>>12132731
>>12132749
>no self control
Their temptation to eat everything won't be anywhere near as strong if it isn't readily available to shove down their throats on a whim.
With that in mind, buy less food requiring little/no preparation to eat, like snacks or ready meals. Replace them with raw ingredients, and start cooking more meals from scratch: in the unlikely event that they start snacking on raw bell peppers and canned tomatoes, it'll still be a marked improvement for their diet.
I also recommend buying fewer things high in carbs, sugar, HFCS, etc: that means fewer and smaller servings of candies/desserts, and as little soda or ice cream as you can get away with without having a stampede of hysterical hamplanets out for your blood.

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>>11776497
>Tried this and it was way too fucking hot
That is entirely on you, you stupid fuck.
Are you so lousy at cooking that you can't look at a recipe and think "That's too much chili for me, so I'll use less"?

>>10918072
>Most people aren't 100% bodyfat
*blocks your path*

Hi, I'll have a venti java chip frappuchino with 10 pumps vanilla, 5 pumps caramel syrup, 5 pumps white mocha, with low fat milk, heavy cream, extra sweet cream, 10 sweet and low, 10 sugar, and extra whip.
Oh, better make it two, two of the same drink.

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>>10259067
OP get some help, go to a gym there is still hope you can do it.

I still believe in you.

>>10256351