/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Place selling baked potatoes opens up
>Basically a small food cart
>Seems like a good idea at first, baked potatoes very cheap and warming
>Could be a success
>However it is opened and run by 'hipsters'
>they have a 'gimmick' to make it a success
>list of fillings is about 100 different things
>don't know if they even have it all
>many of the things sound very similar, for example, 'bacon and leek', 'cheese mountain peak' and 'feta cheese Greek' are all options
>whenever someone orders the servers say 'POTAYTOE, POTARTOE!' and give the person ordering something that rhymes with what they ordered but isn't actually it
>idea is people will learn to order what they want, by ordering whatever rhymes with it
>gimmick fails horribly
>customers constantly get pissed at being given things they don't want
>after a week they stop getting any customers
>they go out of business
>local paper runs an article with the headline 'SUCCESS, A MESS'
>nobody ever sees them again