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>>11011616
This.
By switching to drinking tea you will earn the respect of your peers, and they will openly celebrate your refined, patrician, tastes.
I would recommend starting off with a good UK style black tea, an Assam or something, served with milk and a little sugar if you like. If you don't have a sweet tooth, Earl Grey, with perhaps a little milk or a slice of lemon would be more appropriate.
In any case, enjoy your new found elevated status in society, and rejoice at having left behind the common hordes of degenerate coffee consumers.

Trop cuit is the patricians choice.

I tell the waiter to inform the chef that it is not possible to overcook my steak. I demand the most well done steak the restaurant has ever made.