/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8077711
delikat

>>7706132
If you want to go for the gold and you're willing to put in the effort, talk to a trader who does exotic food import and order some swedish surströmming (pic related is a good brand).

The correct way to eat it for a newbie is on white flatbread (hard or soft), with chopped raw onion, regular sourcream, grated hard strong cheese, chopped tomatoes and regular potatoes. Don't skimp on the onion.
Don't eat the fish whole, take out the spine, organs and skin it first you dummy.

If you eat it this way, it is good even for someone who's scared of it. Over here people who don't like it stay well away from fellow enthusiasts, but they know what it is. You have the element of surprise, he will not stand a chance.

Do know that this is Zyklon B for your intestines. When you open the can you will feel nausea and probably wonder if this is right. Yes it is right. Embrace the death you are about to become. The pain will fade for you, you might even grow to like it, but your poor victim will never be the same.