/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15059059
Pull your foreskin back
And slowly reveal the head
I'll pour on some ants

>>15044049
Control over language is a classic example of leftist trickery. All food is organic. Calling something eco, putting green colour on your logo etc. It's all trickery.

The organic food movement is inherently racist, it demands the mass ethnic cleansing of third world people who rely on GMO crops and modern agricultural techniques to survive. Mouth breathing San Francisco tier Bolshevik ignorance.

>>15009935
I pour it into my Speedos with the applicator funnel that comes with it. I get more spice at a great price. I get pleasure from injuring my genitals with the chilli crisp.

>>14961119
I'm quite obese but I'm black so it's obviously the fault of white people. God damn I'm tired of racism.

Riden with Biden 2020. Let's end the oppression.

>>14951493
It's designed for toxic white cis bigot dog whistling far right fucking CHUDS like you.

Why don't you go fuck some preteens you Republican SHIT.

>>14941242
Black lives matter everyone.

Apologise for the holocaust now please. I'll wait.

>>14931499
Beanie weanies? More like beanie meanies. I poured an entire can of these down my pyjama bottoms and almost incinerated my private area. My sister leapt into action thankfully with the massage oil and her soft hands. Ended up with a bit of a stiffy. Vote TRUMP or you hate America.

>>14863025
My Australian breasts were just badly bitten by a melange of venomous spiders. A sampling of toxic bites. Please let me die. I've been smoking a shitload of pot and edging.

Where might I buy some of this chicken of the woods?

>>14809867
Purchase a large amount of condoms then organise IMMEDIATELY an evening of hot slammib man on man honking on craigslist. I'll be there. Actually forget the condoms I want you in me raw. Buy some gummy bears.

What can I eat to increase my flatulence? I don't have a lactose intolerance or anything but I'm trying to torment my wife
Thank you