/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>give caramel coated onions to anyone that disrespects the holiday tradition
>Only give them to the ""'kids""" being shitheads
>While they leave play my pump organ with some spooky ass music heard from across the goddamn street
Y'all niggas doin it wrong

Bananas, non-lethal. Shit is painful to eat but I fucking love bananas so I struggle every day not to shove like 5 down my throat.

Penicillin, lethal but I doubt that people put it in food.

>dude says he's bringing beer
>brings a (1)(one) beer per person

>go to a small cookout with like 5 people there
>everybody gets a single burger, no sides to be seen
>no one was asked to bring anything

>anything involving pizza

One of these things is not like the others...