/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11061456
I use to do long commutes to work, 2 hours each way. I was eating fast food all the time, and wasn't able to cook a good meal until the weekends. My health was suffering. I was pissing a bright reddish orange, My bowel movements were irregular and hard to pass, and I had no energy. I needed a fundamental shift. I found Jimmy Joy (then called Joylent) and it saved me. Replacing a minimum of 1 meal a day with it cleared up my urine, brought my bowels back into normal schedule, and I pooped like a champion. Not a shill, just a testimonial. I can't say it's great for everyone, but it was an absolute life saver for me.
I had my wisdom tooth taken out yesterday, and they wanted me for the first day at least to eat only cold liquid foods, pudding, or ice cream. I tried to do the ice cream and pudding, but my body wasn't giving me the "stop eating you're full" signal. I had 3 bags of Joylent left over (I quit that commute job about a year ago). I mixed it up with half/half with water and milk, cause all water tastes weird to me, added some mixed fruit, blended, and drank about 500mL. I was good, finally satiated. So ya anon, soyboy shakes have their usage cases, but don't give up on real food for good.

Why not just poke a hole in the top, stir a stick around inside it to scramble, then cook it in the shell? Fucking niggers are subhuman.

It has everything the human body needs in it, so technically it's the most nutritious food on the planet.