/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>I'll have 1 plate of the Sesame chicken, extra rice, 4 cups of white sauce on the side, with the crab rangoons and dumplings. To go.

>>18283191
>in college
>hungry
>line pockets with tin foil
>grab a hose
>grab both of my 64 ounce big jug cups
>go to the cafeteria
>put one cup outside of an open window
>eat until i nearly explode
>fill my pockets with the primordial sloppa i created by mixing all the food items together on my plate
>walk over to the ice cream bar
>fill up one cup with all the flavors of ice cream
>go over to the sweet tea brewer
>put the hose on its nozzle and throw the other out the window and pull it
>the tea funnels through into my cup sitting outside
>leave cafeteria and get my cup
>go back to my dorm and put it all in the fridge
Money saved.

>>17995503
>I'll take a number one combo, sweet tea, polynesian and chick-fil-a sauce, and a cookie.

damn straight eurocuck

>what's your last meal?
>all you can eat buffet
>never claim to be done, just "getting ready for the next helping"
>get so fat that i qualify as disabled
>argue that they have to accomodate me at home due to my disability
>cucked legal system has to comply
>now get free food forever in my home

>>17012909
>no drive-thru
no thanks, fag

>>16961165

>>15857114
>>chewing with mouth open
>>speaking while chewing food

>>15680390
based fellow dollar tree beer stein chad