/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>over easy eggs
>scrambed eggs with cottage cheese and lots of pepper
>american bacon
>grits
>hashbrowns
>skillet potatoes
>sausage patties
>sausage links
>chicken fried steak with sausage gravy
>generously buttered toast
>OATS
>A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK

call me a fatass idgaf, I love all that shit.

Gnocchi in Mornay Sauce

for gnocchi
>1 sizable potato or 2 smaller ones
>skin potato and cut into chunks, boil and mash it
>add 1 egg and some salt and mix to combine
>progressively add flour while kneading until the resulting dough is nice and workable (may need to add some water, may not, varies with your potatoes)
>roll the dough into a log and cut it into gnocchi shapes
>boil in heavily-salted water until they all rise
>optional: fry in some butter afterwards to brown them, but not too buttery because the sauce is already rich

for sauce
>melt butter
>add flour to make roux
>add milk
>raise temp and simmer to thicken it
>add Gruyere or Cheddar and stir to melt
>add a small dollop of dijon mustard
>season with salt, pepper, oregano, cayenne, worcestershire sauce

Combine & serve wa la

Make veggie burgers or veggie meatballs

>1 cup dry brown lentils, boiled until thoroughly cooked
>1 or 2 eggs
>breadcrumbs
>garlic
>sauteed, even caramelized onions if you want
>seasoning
>mash everything together in a mortar or whatever and fry into patties or balls

To make them meat-like, I use worcestershire sauce, some MSG-based seasonings and cumin and whatever it's good. I'm not a vegan just poor. Mushrooms would probably improve the texture and make them springier.

>>10949359
>tfw visited Cuba and smoked 10 Cohibas and other big Cuban brands every day for a week because I knew I'd never be able to afford them again

>>10917392
yes chef

You already screwed him up but do him a favor: use artificial sweeteners instead of sugar. I didnt have a lot of guidance in my youth and was very fat in my early teens, when i got my life together at age 16 and as part of that lost 45kilos and picked up lifting id gotten the beetus and a fatty lifer already, though that mightve come from alcohol abuse