/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20382773
>stinky warf

>>19788472
based dindu scalping the noveau riche socialites for 700 dollarinos for a steam

Also
>here's your bowl of ice cream you fat bitch, that will be 70 bucks

>>16368407

favorite 20 min at home meal?

>>14424387

>>13746956
You have issues dude

>>13709893

>>13307718
>canning is done on the ship
how stupid are you, the ships aren't big enough to produce every can that a company sells

STOPRY TIME
>BE ME
>AT MACDONALDS ORDERING A DOUBLE QUARTER POINDER WITH CHEESE, LARGE FRY, LARFE COKA COLA NO ICE, 20 PIECE NUGGET, AND 2 APPLIED PIES
>NIGNOGS BEHIND ME TALK ABOUT HOW IN ORDERING ALL THE FOOD
>FLASH BENCHMADE POCKET KNIFE
>THEY RUN OFF
>COUNTER BITCH THANKS ME FOR SCARG AWAY THE ROBBERS ROM THE PAST 2 WEEKS
>GET MEAL ONM THE HOUSE
>TELL BITCH T JYST NOT PUT ICE IN MY cOKA cOJA
>GET ICE ANYWAY
>SHIT IN PLAYPEN AREA
TIP COKE FREESTYLE MACHINE ON SIDE
>SMASH TOUCHSCREEN ROBOTS
>THROW SWEAT TEA HOLDER INTO FRYER
>GREASE FIRE STARTED
>WWALK AWAY
HOW WAS YUOUR FAY /CK/?

>>12686928
>vegan
Have fun with your non-protein breakfasts you raging gaylord

>>12375436
Sounds like nicknames from Urban Dictionary.

/fit/ here. why do you faggots care so much about arbitrary things like presentation and food 'culture' when its all about price and macro/micro nutrients. Like really, is this a meme or something? Food is a resource not a luxury. I get learning how to prep food efficiently. No-one cares about your shitty spaghetti and meatballs that you handmade from scratch unless your a pro-chef.

prove me wrong.
>mfw you fat cunts cant

>>10102983
You're thinking of Junge.
>>10102672
>tfw Yeungling somehow gets me absolutely plastered after like 3 bottles

>>9785833

>that fucking blowtorch at the end

>>9275931
>he purposefully misinterprets statistics in order to stifle productive conversation

>>9249230
They put that much lettuce on the sandwich anyways, anon.

>tfw watching based chef john prior to discovering this thread
>top kek m8s

>>8925988

>>8881238
>Winn Dixie

>>8845672

>Implying I will be alive by the time something like that would happen.

>>8659179

pretty much sums it up

>>8608845
>Jack cooks his chicken in non-Newtonian fluids

>>8497329
>>>8485290
>Oh god, I did a college program in Southern Mexico a few years back and had these every fucking day I was down there. There was a family restaurant not far away from where I was staying, and I remember watching the big cleavage of arm fat wiggle over the elbow of the older woman who worked there as she sliced that trompo. She was my queen.
Did you get to toss her fat,slimy,mexican salad?

>Metaposting over shitposting