/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be on diet
>can only have 1 cup of vodka
>drank 1 cup of vodka at 5 pm
>its already wearing off at 7 pm

Its not fare I just want to be numb

>>12570693
how do you keep getting away with it??

>>11939979
>>11940386
>>11940831
STOP BULLYING ME!! THEY TASTED FINE!!!

>>11632472
>>11632470
IM SORRY FUCK

>get coconut from farmers market since i fucking love coconut but i've never had it by itself
>put it in refridgerator for a few hours
>get it out
>spend 10 mins trying to fucking open it
>eventually just resort to slamming it on concrete
>finally breaks in half
>flesh is covered in mold

STOP DEFENDING DISHWASHERS

Why do waitresses have to be so cute and nice bros

It's like a trap perfectly designed for hungry lonely men

>>10667172
Had beans on toast for the approx 20th time in a month earlier. FUCK exams.

>>10521416
>When the results were announced French judge Odette Kahn demanded her ballot back and later criticized the Paris tasting.
SEETHING

>d-do you have panshyetta?
>I'm sorry miss, I don't know what that is
>I-It's kind of like bacon but it's not smoked
>Miss, you are making the other customers uncomfortable, we don't sell that here, please move along
Cooking is for chumps I'm never going to try ever again

>>9731169
Soylocks took our weapons of light

>>9590968
Toasted oats are the shit, essential part of granola

Is there any use for oats when you're trying to keep your blood sugar under control? I have a whole jar of the stuff

>ask mummy how much seasoning to put in
>"however much you want to!"

Everything is boring

I've been to all the restaurants in my town multiple times
All the ingredients at the super markets are dull

My appetite is fading every day
Does anon get fatigue like this?

i told mom i wanted ben and jerry's and she came home with BREYER'S VANILLA

ITS NOT FAIR

WHY DOES /CK/ CARE MORE ABOUT SOME STUPID DOG THAN MY BLOGPOSTS