/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Honestly these black people memes actually hurt my feelings because my parents couldn't cook at ALL growing up and the food I ate was usually even worse than the shit being posted by blacks on twitter. Here are some examples of recipes that they would prepare

>Mash Potato with gravy and sausage
Just one single potato per person squashed into a vague disc shape after being microwaved for 10 minutes. then powdered gravy poured over with cold cut pork rolled into a cigar shape

>Chicken Stew
Cold cut chicken of various types floating in boiling water. Dad was really proud and would always take a sip while the water was still boiling and pretend it wasn't burning horribly

>Beef Stew
Same as above but with cold cut beef.

>Hamburgers
Cold cut ham between buns. I know it just sounds like a ham sandwich but my parents INSISTED it was 'hamburger night' and even bought McDonalds uniforms online to 'serve' the food to me

>Pancakes with syrup and cream and a side of bacon
Frozen pancakes from wal mart. The 'syrup' was just honey that had been microwaved then mixed with cubes of ice 'to add some 3D flavor' to the flat pancakes. bacon was precooked bacon cubes

Apart from that it was just cold cut meat sandwiches and nothing else apart from fast food. the worst part is that we are middle class and have always had an amazing kitchen.