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>>6026724
tfw i drove rally, and also drive drunk very well

pro tip for all noob kids who like to drive drunk
put a sign above your speedometer that says "YOURE DRUNK, DRIVE EXACTLY 5km OVER THE SPEED LIMIT,
STAY IN YOUR LANE YOU IDIOT"

driving too slow and weaving is jailbait. drive like an average joe who thinks hes slightly above the law and stay straight. weaving and swerving and extreme red flags for police. if you can see a cop in your rear view who isnt making moves, do not change speed and keep it straight. if are not in the right most lane, change lanes to the right and give the cop way. if you are in the right most lane, maintain your speed and stay straight.

highway patrol officers are kind of like cats in a weird way
>they hide in odd places to catch you off guard
>they move around the roads *just* slightly faster than everyone else, and their heavy cruisers make the motion of their cars look very fluid. i call this cop maneuver "sliding". if youve ever driven a crown vic you would understand that once you bring it up to speed, it basically rolls like its on magnets. the power steering is also very efficient on crown victorias due to the heavy front bias. you can essentially move the wheel like you were moving your computer mouse and the car follows.
>they see something odd and they chase after it, then play with it a little bit before letting it go
>they see something tasty (aka a clear conviction) and they chase after it, then rip it apart looking for more tasty goods
>they like to be petted, but only sometimes; you cant always sweet talk a roadside stop, but sometimes they feel generous
>they have guns; cats have claws
though cats dont claw innocent black men to death in the southeast
HEYOOO
just kidding im canadian, dont act so shady kids!