/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19890829
>he accidentally sucked the other guy's cock instead
>accidentally sucked cock
>accidentally

>>19254801
When I couldn't find it anymore.

>>18295343
>no kidney pies anymore
>no one sells kidneys anymore so no making your own

>>18115537
>when you start off with manliness then struggle to learn first love

>when your juice and milk came in a plastic bag
>when you puncture it ito a boob and nipple or inflate and stomp on it to make a loud bang
>tfw only images on Google show that these faggots on Reddit are enjoying these things today
>tfw they got rid of juices at the same time they introduced 50cent lemonade packets and 1 dollar water bottles

>cashier of a grocer recognizes you
>making a liquor purchase
>says she should remember your birthday by now
I know it's on a holiday, but still.

For our American friends he has a meager 7.91/USD each day if you divide shit out, because he ran out of meat.

As you can see, he is extremely impoverished...

>>12863004
>tfw pangolins are close to becoming extinct in the wild

>>12392894
Wizard's love fermented and preserved goods.

I should know, I am one.

>>12368595
Aren't we all?

>>12283158
>asians being racist
>asians being really racist against mixed breeds
This is nothing new. Not only am I not surprised, I'd be severely disturbed if it didn't happen.

>>12139946
>tfw you will never have hot GF who will buy massive novelty chopsticks just for a joke

>tfw no hard-working, devoted, Christian woman to culturally enrich

>>11060557
>How can I toss this person without getting my hair wet? WAIT! I KNOW!

I just started a chicken and broccoli diet. Before you niggers screech about fats, I'm consuming coconut oil and butter. Drinking mostly soda water and coffee. I'm craving carbs so fucking bad, I stared at a box of rice crispys and trying to stop myself.
How do I avoid the cravings? This is hell.

>>10481549
>>10481304
okay, who planned it...

>>9990346
How are you going to deny the people what they want and can afford?

>>9990358

>>7594819

I have a taste too depending on how hard I am

I work in a grocery store and we take the stuff that is past sell by date and scan it as a loss. Then it goes right in the trash. Even slightly damaged cans and boxes get scanned and tossed in the dumpster.

Funny part is if you get caught taking the damaged goods that are going to be trashed, you will be fired. I was once going through inventory and found some slightly damaged creates full of frozen pizza boxes, and had to get rid of them all. It was roughly 15 boxes of frozen pizza destroyed because of cosmetic damage to the box.

>>6448033
Eating some 6/10 woolies anzac bickies cos grandma forgot to make me her 10/10 ones

>>5829269
tfw you can tell this is legit. glad youre doing better brah