/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at a soul food place and order a 'limping susan'
>waiter doesnt serve a crippled girl

>flour will never be a meme
>bread might

>eat a bunch of mushrooms
>get hungry go to hipcat pizza place
>suddenly thought of food disgusts me, smell greasy meat errywhere
>order slice of cheese from greasy long hair
>order up look at my slice this long as fuck black hair is woven throughout my cheese pizza
>frying hard its kind of horrifying
>take it back
>obvious whos hair it was
>get two free slices
>not hungry anymore
>go outside give them to homeless guy
>mfw