/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>you wake up on a bench in a costco cafeteria in china
>it's late at night, looking out the windows
>you have no idea how you got here
>you have only the clothes currently on your back and one item of choice that's currently within arms reach of you as you read this
>you're not sure you want to risk chinese authorities finding an undocumented random american magically inside their borders
>in front of you lies a milkshake and a pulled pork sandwich, fresh off the line it seems, the sandwich is still steaming
What item do you choose and what do you do next?