/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9039869
So how long have you been shilling McDick's to support your crippling semen addiction?

>>8890184
>Pablo Picasso knew when to stop painting, cooks need to know when to stop cooking

pic related

>>8855103
>calls vinegar "vinny"

>>8822463

AB is the greatest there has ever been and ever will be.

You guys are just jealous that he invented and perfected that scientific food OCD/asperger cook show presentation format.

It rustles jimmies so bad around here because each of you know that if you ever had a shot at being a famous celeb chef, he now already holds the slot that you would have filled. None of you are bobby flays... some of you might be fat enough to be mario batalli - but just about all of you would have to dethrone AB to have a shot on the network.

And look at how easy and versatile his method and presentation is... how many various spin-offs has he been in? They don't need another AB, because the man is magical and can be on 4 shows at the same time - while doing all the promotion and production as well.

Nah, you faggots are mad jelly. I think you can all fuck off.

>>8800292
>what put on?

It's worcestershire sauce op, you fuckin put it on your worcestershires.

God, how stupid do you /ck faggots get?

>>8748829