/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9323618
That's not me.

You're quite the dingbat, if I do say so myself.

>>9323631
I would literally unironically challenge you to spar me 1v1 tomorrow if we lived in the same state. Not out of malice or anything, but because I'm calling you out right now on your bullshit and you're probably a DYEL manlet who wouldn't do anything if I was standing right next to you. I've never taken a harsh tone, I never disparaged anybody; in fact, the only thing I could be really "accused" of doing is sounding slightly pretentious, and that's debatable because firstly, I didn't mean to sound pretentious at all, and secondly, even if I meant to sound like a douchebag, that's like calling Gordon Ramsey pretentious for telling someone they need to clean up their restaurant even if he's absolutely right.

Despite all this, people saw me preaching physical fitness and mental betterment and for that, they became bitter and aggressive. It's literally a case of "mad cause bad", and you're the main culprit. You want me to brag? You want me to be an elitist? Alright. Fine. Here's my stats:

>I can lift 1/2/3/3 for about 5 reps of 5
>I can run a 7 minute mile
>I box on the weekends
>I have a 3.75 GPA
>I'm bilingual
>Unlike you, I can actually cook
>I make 20k at 20 years old
>Your mom sucks my dick every Friday, including Furlough Fridays and bank holidays
>Last Friday was "Blow One, Get One Free" at her place because I signed up a friend for her special package deal
>We didn't even tip because she used too much teeth

I'm calling you out right now. The only thing you and I have in common is we both get sucked off by your mom every Friday, but the only difference is, I have to pay for it. I can live with that. That's a pretty fair trade off.

By the way, feel free to join us at 3:00PM this week...She takes requests.

Pic related: I'm not left handed, btw. I just had to switch hands because the cover was in my way.