/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mfw my housemate does shit like chop all of her ingredients on a plate because she doesn't like cleaning the cutting board
>knives are dull as shit and won't let me sharpen them because she's scared of using sharp knives
>I have one chef's knife I keep razor sharp and she refuses to touch it
>regularly puts water on to boil and walks away until the water is all boiled off and has to try again
>every nonstick pan in the house is ruined by metal implements
>leaves meat out for 24+h sometimes to thaw, just lets it sit around at room temp for hours
>got mad at me for having "too many blenders"
>she was including my food processor and stand mixer in the list of "blenders"
>one of her favorite dishes is potato "soup" which is just potato pieces boiled in milk

I wish I was fucking kidding.

>be me
>get a bag of ghost pepper chips from my dad for my birthday
>white, but like spicy food
>especially since my great grandfather grew peppers when i was a kid
>they arent too big a bag, roughly the size of a cheezit box
>they taste really good and have a delayed reaction
>few days later theyre gone
>fast forward to today, two months later
>ordered about 5 bags of them since i though they were pretty good
>thought they were the same size as the last ones
>theyre almost the same size as a family size bag of lays
Help me. Help my asshole.