/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've only had one oyster and it was on a dare in a shitty casino in montana and I vomited for 3 hours afterwards

>>12887164
>drink hot sauce
>i'm still a 3/10

>>10955927
>be just learned you love to cook
>about to learn you’re the biggest air-head fuck you’ve ever met

>decide you really want no bake oatmeal cookies
>immediately had for the kitchen
>all prepared
>roll balls of oatmeal in butter and Butterscoth Jello
>place those yummy bitches on a pan
>miss read instructions: add a cup of baking soda
>start baking no bake cookies
>come back 45 mins later
>horrid smell, toasty oatmeal
>dump whole pan into the trash with whole senpai laughing at you
>fuckingkillmyself.jpg
>mfw

>bring the water to a steady stream of suicidal ideation

>A video to watch while on a diet (NOT)

Dad? Is that you?

>>6504400
>wild subway appeared in town about 6 months ago
>hungry, go to subway
>"chicken teriyaki pls"
>worker cuts bread
<"uhh which one did you want again"
>"chicken teriyaki"
<"oh okay"
>meat, cheese, warm it up
<"and?"
>wat
>apparently she meant "which veggies" with that
>"uhh.. all of 'em"
<"which sauce?"
>"hot louisiana"
>never tried it before so why not
<"I actually have no idea what kind of sauce this is, I wonder if it's hot"
>HOT louisiana
>creates a fucking mt. everest of red hot sauce
>"guess I'll find out soon enough"
>finally at checkout
<"uhh.. which one was this again? steak and cheese?"
>jesus, mfw
>"chicken teriyaki"
<"5,50€"
>"I thought you had a campaign, isn't this tree fiddy or something?"
<"oh right, tree fiddy"
>forgets to ask for my club card but I guess it's my fault as well
>bye

Before anyone asks, I know the worker has been there since the day they opened. I'd understand this if the worker was like 16 y.o. trainee but she's closer to 30. I also happen to know a good worker who got fired when staff was cut but apparently she was good enough to stay.

>>6327805
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