/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15455421
He got arrested for participating in the capitol breach.

>>15444444

>>14565452
Best kek today,
thank you kind stranger

so would the prank be to say these sugar free gummies are "infused" with thc/cbd, then wait for people to ingest them and lock all bathrooms?

>Ask Walmart if they're planning any holiday promos this year on the shit we sell them
>nope.jpg
>Ok, are you sure?
>yup.gif
>Ok, because if you change your mind, I need a couple months to make all this shit for you
>weknow.png
>This goes on for about 3.5-4 months
>Always the same answer
>Get a call earlier this week
>Hey anon, we need to triple our demand because we're going to run a promo first of December teehee :3
>FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>icant.tif
>whythefucknotandyoubettermakeithappencuzwewalmart.bmp
>mfw I couldn't give two shits because I'm going on vacation

>>10972813
>Uncle lives with my family
>there's a ceramic soap holder
>one day he slips and his ass ends up breaking the soap holder, cutting it like in half
>He starts bleeding badly
>gets his ass clumaped and stitched
>now we call him 4 cheeks john

who here /devilish/?

>call papa john's
>"I ordered pizza from you guys and the order was wrong, manager said I could reclaim it"
>create confusion, "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" level shit
>get a free pizza

>>7845411
I couldn't be friends with a person like that.

Complaining like that.. Fucking food hipsters.

A bit of meat won't kill you even if you're against eating animals in general and don't do it at home/ if you're selecting the meal. Just be a nice person and fit in.

Want to rage? I'll start.

>been baking for years now
>make fabulous chocolate cake
>2 tiers, flavored ganache center, roux icing
>buttermilk, cocoa powder, entire bar of baking chocolate, coffee powder, 5 eggs, real butter
>foam eggs and sugar over hot water perfectly, beat until light and fluffy double volume
>perfect ratio of cake flour and AP
>"bloomed" the cocoa powder in hot water with the coffee and melted chocolate
>alternated the dry ingredients and buttermilk like a pro
>baked in two cake pans on parchment paper to perfection, making sure it was not a second overdone and assembled after proper cooling

Taste pretty good. Figured it was my best chocolate cake so far.

Today cause I had a craving I threw this together;
>just cocoa powder with buttermilk and coffee powder and 2 eggs
>all AP flour
>no butter just canola oil
>all in one bowl
>just hand mixed it all at once sloppily
>dumped that shit into a sheetpan that I barely greased and floured
>turns out perfectly moist and fluffy, and twice as delicious as my hard worked fancy cake that I slaved over, even with no icing

Im about to fucking quit baking. It feels like the moon phases has more effect on my results as good ingredients and technique.