/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>1873640
Of course I don't drink malt liquor every night.
I drink liquor every night.

>>18247689
knuckle sandwich

>>17136825
Im gonna continue to boil them alive, what are the lobster gonna do? Call the police?

>>17088582
just do rolling fasts and take your vitamins, stick to keto/low carb when you eat again

>>16437193
>tamova vodka
>aldi's summer fruits juice
same as every night

>>16160361
>the dishwashers there get hot as fuck and they aren't little home style unit
This makes me picture a smoking hot Latina with a fat ass doing the dishes.

>>14950046
I have ruined around 20 meals from drunk cooking.
>too burned to eat pizza. at least 8
>drop soggy pizza on dirty floor. 1
>drop lasagna and ceramic on tile floor. 1
>too burned to eat french fries. 4
>charcoal chicken legs. 2
>partially burned rice. 3
>charcoal rice. 2
>puking meal in shower. 2
>puking meal in sink. 2
>puking meal in toilet 2
>puking meal all over myself at a party 2½
>puking meal on floor after rolling out of bed. 1

Non-meal related.
>drunk driving 2
>ending up in the hospital 1
>failing AA treatment 1

>>13525709
>Paying the bill
only if she does ''sucky sucky'' on the ride over to the resturant.

>>13465266
>>13465815
>>13465832
dont talk shit about chef john you fucking faggots
>after all you're the gay ones
>of the 4 chans

After use and the oil has cooled down, strain it and put it back into it's container. Then clean it out for next use. It's annoying to do which is why people would rather you get a ditch oven and a thermometer instead. Easier to use and clean than the multiple parts of a deep fryer

>>13379260
Drink or beat your wife/dog/kids.

Tough choice

>>13350124
>Implying salmonella ja/ck/ wasnt fucking his wife when this jewtube video was made.
Sad that u fags shill this shit.

drink it after a stressful work day, the alcohol will will relax you and subconsciously you will associate the good feeling with the taste of beer. do that for a few weeks and youll crave it.

>Claim to be Female on an anonymous mongolian throat singing site
>Doesnt post proof with timestamp
learn the rules newfags.

>>12599306
Kek I always end up eating all the leftover food at partys because I dont want to waste food ,also its free.
eating a 3foot sandwich isnt that hard you low test beta fags

>>12492525
>I'm considered a weak man
Probably because you keep getting in bitchfights with women

What’s the appeal of drinking alcohol? It’s literal poison.

>bad for your health
>makes you fat
>makes you age like shit
>makes you an addict
>makes you act like a retard