/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i think my local grocery store is building a case on me

>>15812365
i ate so many of them bros

>>15453613
>can’t tell if his mouth is open or closed

I've been vegan since I was very young, and WTFrick is "meat sweats"?

reported and saged

>eat pasta and tuna with lots of garlic
>jerk off later that day
>cum smells like garlic
is this a thing?

>>12953776
>only like 720cal
State of clapistan

>go to a seemingly cozy and charming diner in the south
>one of the menu items has the n-word with the hard r in the name

the twist:
>the owner is black and so are most of the employees and customers

>eat indian gfs pussy
>it’s too spicy

im dying right now looking at these threads and good food i haven't ate something for 8 hours

>>10970865
i would kill for this right now

>>10866983
>I used to know a guy who would just squeeze the juice onto the pizza like some kinda fag.

should i tell other people i'm trying to quit drinking?

>was going to stop drinking yesterday
>friends invited me out and had a few beers with them

should i cut off all social interaction

>>10543857
>Kind of like when you take amphetamines and even if you don't say anything they pick up that you wouldn't mind having a chat with them or helping them out, instead of being a sullen closed-off drunk.
p-people can tell when you're on amp?

>day 3 of quitting
>felt fine until now, suddenly got a headache
>take some tylenol
>headache became 10x worse instead of better

W-whats happening guys

>check ingredients
>HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

>>9285463
Dude I've forced myself to eat loads of these past couple days am I going to die

>cook spicy food for gf
>later that night, she starts succing you off