/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5683388
>peanut butter made of just peanuts is "specialty shit" and costs extra
>peanut butter made of starlink corn and growth hormones is "normal" and is almost too cheap to be believed

This is why Bloomberg should be put in charge of a new federal executive department with armed shock troops at his disposal and a direct tap into NSA surveillance systems.

Any time a fat fuck tries to eat more fat people shit, black helicopters go and arrest him for treason.

We could completely circumvent the agricultural industrial complex's takeover of the USDA and in this way Michelle Obama and Mike Bloomberg can bring correct eating habits back to the confused oppressed American people struggling under the selectively bred thumb of Monsanto and the HFCS Corporation of America (a division of Monsanto)

You have the power to make one law, vigorously enforced across the land by FEMA troops in silent black helicopters, on penalty of arrest and immediate torture. No trials will be granted and compliance will be absolute.

The law must be expressed in 250 characters or less, using standard English grammar and no abbreviations aside from typical acronyms (HFCS, GMO, etc).

It may apply to food production, food preparation, food consumption, a single ingredient, combinations of ingredients, alcoholic beverages, farming, GMO, anything food related. You may exempt yourself but the exemption must be expressed within the 250 characters.

What law do you create?