/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP proudly presents:

Sweet 'n' Salty Strawberry Buttermilk Bisque!

Ingredients:
6 oz. Buttermilk
1 teaspoon Strawberry Nesquik
2 teaspoons Strawberry Gelatin
2 Pork Rinds
2 Capers

Preparation:
1. Pour 6 oz Buttermilk into bowl
2. Add teaspoon of Strawberry Nesquik and stir vigorously
3. Add 2 teaspoons of Strawberry Jell-o. Mash according to desired texture. I went "chunky style" for photography purposes.
4. Crush a pork rind and vigorously stir into the bisque.
5. Crush an additional pork rind and sprinkle on top.
6. Season with 2 capers.

Taste report:
Edible up to and including step 3, not terrible, but just tastes like sweet goop. Addition of pork rinds make it taste very sour/bad. Completely inedible once a caper is added, nearly threw up on the spot.

Thanks for your time, /ck/! I would love if somebody could find a way to make this recipe salvageable while using the same core ingredients. Happy cooking!